so, recently one of HBM's posts contained a performer who raised a few questions about Horribly Bad Music. i was contacted directly, and i pulled down the post.
i am not here to moderate criticism over whether or not a specific artist should or should not be included herein. i am not here to defend my position on specifics of artists or musical stylings. i am not here attempting to state that i exist on a plane above everyone else as some end-all-be-all decision maker regarding good or bad taste.
this whole thing is an experiment. hopefully a humorous experiment. i am for absurdity and silliness and all for posing questions (not answering them).
i started this blog because so many people say, "you remember that awful song a few years back that goes (insert melody or partial lyrics here)."
i reserve the right to pull down any post wherein the artist directly contacts me. i do not wish to be included in any type of defamation/slander battle. i do not play around with this.
this whole thing is, again, for entertainment purposes. if i hear from you directly, the artist who's videos are culled from youtube or youtube-like sources, consider your post deleted. it's not worth the discussion. the posts are simply meant as placeholders for music to be referenced later.
for the record, the videos do not exist on any server owned by any of the team members of Horribly Bad Music. They are embedded. If you wish to be excluded from anything Horribly Bad Music does, either disable embedding or contact me.
11/08/2010
disclaimer: for entertainment purposes only.
10/08/2010
10/01/2010
ray wylie hubbard - snake farm
i used to hear this song on the NPR station when i lived in asheville. looks like it followed me to chattanooga's NPR station. terrible.
9/28/2010
9/21/2010
9/19/2010
9/17/2010
micheal franti and spearhead - hello bonjour
Labels:
00s,
catchy,
horrible,
is this a freaking kids song?,
wannabe reggae
glen frey - you belong to the city
Labels:
city living,
ex eagles,
miami,
sexy sax,
shew
9/13/2010
Kesha - Tik tok
9/12/2010
9/11/2010
9/08/2010
Travolta - Every Little Step
Jennifer's punishment for dissing Boston is that she has to watch this whole video.
9/07/2010
The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go
Tons of people who like things that I like fucking LOVE The Clash, but I just don't get it.
9/04/2010
kenny rogers and dolly parton - islands in the stream
hank williams jr. - if heaven ain't a lot like dixie
Kris Kross - Jump
The Rembrandts - i'll be there for you
Firehouse - love of a lifetime
Shanice - i love your smile
Device - hanging on a heart attack
Found this one while wandering in youtube land... Never heard of Device before.
Labels:
80's,
hair,
mad max,
mullet,
shoulderpads 4 days,
trenchcoats
Nu Shooz - i can't wait
9/03/2010
9/02/2010
anne murray - you needed me
8/31/2010
8/30/2010
Five Finger Death Punch - bad company
bob seger - like a rock
8/28/2010
green day - time of your life
Labels:
00s,
hot topic,
mall,
real deep,
too serious,
trying too hard
bobby mcferrin - don't worry be happy
Labels:
80s,
acappella,
beat box,
skat,
wannabe reggae
mc hammer - u can't touch this
tone loc - wild thing & funky cold medina
Labels:
90s,
cowbell,
low voice,
makin' it,
mall reference,
rap,
sampled classic guitar riffs,
sunglasses,
vulgar
def leppard - pour some sugar on me
8/27/2010
kiss - god gave rock and roll to you II
Labels:
90s,
anthem,
kinda rappin',
movie,
no makeup,
parody of themselves,
rock,
tight pants
green jelly - three little pigs
Labels:
90s,
horrible,
nursery rhyme set to metal guitar
ke$ha - tik tok
Labels:
10s,
beats,
gap,
literal video,
mall,
old navy,
teaching kids to grow up and be a big waste
charley pride - kiss an angel good morning
Labels:
80s,
canned music,
country,
generic female backup voices
mystikal - shake ya ass
Labels:
90's,
lickidy ass on up,
rap,
shame,
vulgar
alabama - song of the south
Labels:
80s,
butt cut,
country,
sweet potato pie and shut my mouth
christina aguilera - dirrty
Labels:
00s,
chaps and undies,
diva,
former mickey mouse clubber
pink - so what
i don't know any of her songs. picked this one randomly and, WHOA! it's a doozy.
Over 300 Posts!
Well, looks like mv and james have pushed this blog into the 300+ post territory. Never knew so many bad songs could be housed under one roof. (Wasn't there a song about raising the roof that should be on here?) Thanks to everyone for visiting and posting!
8/25/2010
Cold Drinks
me first and the gimmes gimmes - i believe i can fly
crystal waters - gypsy woman (she's homeless)
Labels:
90s,
beats,
horrible,
message,
repetitive,
techno,
use of horrible mask in video
System Of A Down - chic 'n' stu
Labels:
00's,
green peppers,
hilariously intense stomp metal
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
got·ta [got-uh] got to; have got to.
If we expand the contraction, the name of this song is "I have got to feeling". I don't know much about the Black Eyed Peas, but is English their first language? Des'ree's song down there is horrible, but at least the title makes some sense; "You have got to be bold, wiser, tough, blah blah blah".
The song itself is terrible, even by the low low standards set by "My Humps". I can't count off the reasons as well as this guy over at Cracked.
Here's the stupid video, which doesn't allow embedding.
If we expand the contraction, the name of this song is "I have got to feeling". I don't know much about the Black Eyed Peas, but is English their first language? Des'ree's song down there is horrible, but at least the title makes some sense; "You have got to be bold, wiser, tough, blah blah blah".
The song itself is terrible, even by the low low standards set by "My Humps". I can't count off the reasons as well as this guy over at Cracked.
Here's the stupid video, which doesn't allow embedding.
8/24/2010
Slaughter - up all night
Labels:
90's,
Awesomely bad,
grown man with high voice,
hair
Counting Crows - big yellow taxi (feat. vanessa carlton)
Barbara Striesand and Bryan Adams - I Finally Found Someone
Stan Bush - The Touch
I fucking love this song. I'm putting it here because it's funny and has all the trappings of a bad song, but I love it.
the shaggs - my pal foot foot
i know for all the indie-cred the shaggs get i should not put them on here but i have to. kinda terrible.
8/23/2010
Jeannie C. Riley - Harper Valley PTA
This song was turned into a movie. And a TV show. I think almost every country singer without a penis has covered this song. I met Tom T. Hall once, and he seemed like a nice enough guy, but man, I hate this song.
Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days
1) Steven Van Zandt is so creepy. I like his radio show on Sirus, but I didn't realize how much of my enjoyment came from not seeing his face.
2) This song is about twice as long as it needs to be.
3) I hate baseball.
joey lawrence - nothing my love can't fix
Labels:
actor singing,
blossom,
combat boots with pants tucked in,
hair,
leather jackets,
plaid shirts,
shirtless,
whoa
new kids on the block - hangin' tough
Labels:
80s,
80s hair band,
teen,
teenagers rapping,
tough and rough
billy ocean - get out my dreams (and into my car)
Labels:
80s,
animation,
automobile reference,
literal video,
synth
rupaul - supermodel (you better work)
Labels:
00s,
beats,
diva,
drag,
high heels,
sashay shontay,
synth
8/22/2010
samwell - what what (in the butt)
(caution: VERY direct sexual reference/work-place alert)
Labels:
00s,
avert your eyes,
butt reference,
makin' it,
not enough innuendo,
serious?,
vulgar
mortiis - parasite god
Labels:
elf,
lord of the rings,
serious?,
synth,
trying too hard
mr. mister - kyrie
Labels:
80s,
feathered hair,
rolled up blazer sleeves,
songs with way too obscure of a reference,
synth
van halen - right now
Labels:
90s,
real deep,
ruiner of van halen,
too many messages at once,
tv commercials,
used for a pepsi commercial
david lee roth - yankee rose
Labels:
80s,
80s hair band,
karate kicks,
slinging guitars around and pointing,
spandex,
splits,
thong,
too many colors and patterns
Metallica - Turn The Page
billy ray cyrus - achy breaky heart
Labels:
90s,
mullet,
new country,
song about explosions of some sort
Sly Fox - Let's Go All The Way
I'd never seen the video for this shitty song, and it is worse than I would have imagined.
soul asylum - black gold
Labels:
90s,
could be worse,
dreads,
literal video,
ripped jeans
omc - how bizarre
ace of base - the sign
Labels:
beats,
not as good as abba,
pixelated,
repetitive,
silouetted ballet dancers,
tv commercials
snap - i've got the power
Labels:
beats,
checker board pattern,
repetitive,
sunglasses,
tv commercials
technotronic - pump up the jam
pebbles - mercedes boys
Labels:
80s,
beats,
sassy,
singing in rooms with generic backgrounds
Shaggy - it wasn't me
Labels:
(Feat.),
duck wannabe,
makin' it,
wannabe reggae
Rick Dees - disco duck
Labels:
disco,
duck wannabe,
songs about particular dances
Danny and Armi - i want to love you tender
Labels:
choreography,
scandinavian,
tender,
written by someone else
J-Kwon - Tipsy
Labels:
00's,
hand claps,
makin' it,
N'yer'body,
repetitive,
stomping,
teenagers rapping,
trying too hard,
vulgar
The Ataris - Boys Of Summer
three dog night - celebrate
marshall tucker band - heard it in a love song
Labels:
70's,
country,
flute,
trucker music,
truckstop music
terry jacks - seasons in the sun
Labels:
70's,
curly hair cousin larry appleton,
lite mix
vicki lawrence - the night the lights went out in georgia
max headroom - adieu song
Labels:
80s,
laser show,
new oldie,
white sunglasses
robert plant - tall cool one
Labels:
80s,
curly hair cousin larry appleton,
led zeppelin,
solo artist from bigger better band,
vests
8/21/2010
billy joel - uptown girl
Labels:
80s,
harmonies,
mechanics who dance and sing,
new oldie
genesis - jesus he knows me
Labels:
90s,
phil collins with hair,
religious message
el debarge - who's johnny?
Labels:
last dragon,
movie,
robots in court,
short circuit
twiztid - we don't die
twisted sister - we're not gonna take it
Labels:
80s,
curly hair cousin larry appleton,
make-up,
rock
the price is right mountain climber song
Labels:
game show,
lederhosen,
record,
tv show,
yodelling
franzl lang - einen jodler hör i gern
Labels:
grown man with high voice,
lederhosen,
yodelling
wall of voodoo - mexican radio
i actually really like this one.
Labels:
80s,
beans,
ethnic,
face out of beans,
first videos on MTV,
latin
chris de burgh - don't pay the ferryman
Labels:
80s,
high collars,
lady in red guy,
rolled up blazer sleeves,
synth
Neil Diamond - America
Be sure to check out how he changes clothes between different camera angles.
stone temple pilots - sex type thing
for some reason, this starts with a snippet of living colour's cult of personality.
Labels:
00s,
led zeppelin,
pearl jam voice,
sing like cher
8/20/2010
warrant - cherry pie
Labels:
90s,
cars,
food referring lewdly to anatomy,
hair bands,
innuendo,
makin' it,
rock,
shame,
tight pants,
vulgar
genesis - i can't dance
Labels:
90s,
literal video,
phil collins with hair,
pink tank top
mike & the mechanics - the living years
Labels:
80s,
choir singing,
ex genesis,
synth,
trenchcoats
steve miller band - abracadabra
Labels:
80s,
joker,
songs for magicians,
synth,
weird video
glen frey - you belong to the city
Labels:
5 o'clock shadow,
80s,
ex eagles,
miami,
rolled up blazer sleeves,
sexy sax,
synth
eddie murphy/rick james - party all the time
Labels:
80s,
bad soul,
beats,
eddie murphy,
electronic,
funk,
hand claps,
superfreak,
synth
harold faltermeyer - axel f
Labels:
80s,
beats,
beverly hills cop,
eddie murphy,
electronic,
middle school talent show song,
movie,
synth
good charlotte - ANY song. you pick it.
Labels:
00s,
frat,
hot topic,
mall,
teen angst about high school and not fitting in,
wild hairstyles
blink 182 - all the small things
Labels:
00s,
mall,
mall punk,
mtv,
trying too hard,
wannabe punk
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of thee I sing
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oh nooooooooo
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one of the truly worst songs ever
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Optimus prime freaking died and every child in the theater was bawling their eyes out
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short circuit
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should have "son of a bitch" in the song title
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sing like cher
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someone left a cake out in the rain
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TODAY
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used for a pepsi commercial
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used for every conceivable marketing angle
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used to be able to buy this at the gas station
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waitwhat???
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what does the historic paul revere know about cherokee equality
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what's a um-pappa mow mow?
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while feet are stumpin'
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Wrestlers Rappin'
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written by someone else
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you've got to be fucking kidding me
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