10/13/2012
4/29/2012
Jessie J - Domino
4/26/2012
Flo Rida - Wild Ones ft. Sia
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hookin' up,
mind numbing,
rapper helps girl or vice versa
9/24/2011
Bulletboys - Smooth Up In Ya
7/19/2011
Tom Rubnitz - Love is the Message
7/06/2011
5/22/2011
bobby mcferrin by that talking mounted fish
5/04/2011
4/30/2011
3/15/2011
11/08/2010
disclaimer: for entertainment purposes only.
so, recently one of HBM's posts contained a performer who raised a few questions about Horribly Bad Music. i was contacted directly, and i pulled down the post.
i am not here to moderate criticism over whether or not a specific artist should or should not be included herein. i am not here to defend my position on specifics of artists or musical stylings. i am not here attempting to state that i exist on a plane above everyone else as some end-all-be-all decision maker regarding good or bad taste.
this whole thing is an experiment. hopefully a humorous experiment. i am for absurdity and silliness and all for posing questions (not answering them).
i started this blog because so many people say, "you remember that awful song a few years back that goes (insert melody or partial lyrics here)."
i reserve the right to pull down any post wherein the artist directly contacts me. i do not wish to be included in any type of defamation/slander battle. i do not play around with this.
this whole thing is, again, for entertainment purposes. if i hear from you directly, the artist who's videos are culled from youtube or youtube-like sources, consider your post deleted. it's not worth the discussion. the posts are simply meant as placeholders for music to be referenced later.
for the record, the videos do not exist on any server owned by any of the team members of Horribly Bad Music. They are embedded. If you wish to be excluded from anything Horribly Bad Music does, either disable embedding or contact me.
i am not here to moderate criticism over whether or not a specific artist should or should not be included herein. i am not here to defend my position on specifics of artists or musical stylings. i am not here attempting to state that i exist on a plane above everyone else as some end-all-be-all decision maker regarding good or bad taste.
this whole thing is an experiment. hopefully a humorous experiment. i am for absurdity and silliness and all for posing questions (not answering them).
i started this blog because so many people say, "you remember that awful song a few years back that goes (insert melody or partial lyrics here)."
i reserve the right to pull down any post wherein the artist directly contacts me. i do not wish to be included in any type of defamation/slander battle. i do not play around with this.
this whole thing is, again, for entertainment purposes. if i hear from you directly, the artist who's videos are culled from youtube or youtube-like sources, consider your post deleted. it's not worth the discussion. the posts are simply meant as placeholders for music to be referenced later.
for the record, the videos do not exist on any server owned by any of the team members of Horribly Bad Music. They are embedded. If you wish to be excluded from anything Horribly Bad Music does, either disable embedding or contact me.
10/08/2010
10/01/2010
ray wylie hubbard - snake farm
i used to hear this song on the NPR station when i lived in asheville. looks like it followed me to chattanooga's NPR station. terrible.
9/28/2010
9/21/2010
9/19/2010
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toys
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transformation
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trenchcoats
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triumphant 80s
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trucker music
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truckstop music
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trying too hard
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turtle wannabe
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turtleneck
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tv commercials
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tv show
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twins
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ugg boots
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ugly masks
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unwatchable
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use of horrible mask in video
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use of oval vignette as bob ross might use it
(1)
used for a pepsi commercial
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used for every conceivable marketing angle
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used to be able to buy this at the gas station
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utterly shameless copy cat
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vegetarians
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vests
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video game
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vocalizing one's inability to locate one's soul
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vocoder
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vulgar
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wack parents
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wah pedal the whole song through
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waiting room musi
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waitwhat???
(3)
walleye closeup with light
(1)
wannabe punk
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wannabe rap
(11)
wannabe reggae
(4)
wannabe ska
(2)
way too long
(1)
wearing a trenchcoat to hide extra pounds
(1)
weird
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weird beards n braids
(1)
weird bondage video
(1)
weird outfits
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weird references to cartoon heroes hitting on girlfriends
(1)
weird song by someone who can't see
(1)
weird video
(1)
what does the historic paul revere know about cherokee equality
(1)
what's a um-pappa mow mow?
(1)
while feet are stumpin'
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whiny
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whiny ass muthas
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whistle
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white boy with baggy pants
(1)
white fro
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white guy country rap
(1)
white guy with blues
(4)
white man swagger
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white pants
(1)
white sunglasses
(2)
whitesnake
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whoa
(1)
whoo whoo
(1)
wifebeater tees
(2)
wild hairstyles
(1)
wild hogs
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woo woo
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worse than dad
(2)
worst voice in rock
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Wrestlers Rappin'
(1)
written by someone else
(2)
yacht rock
(4)
yodelling
(2)
you've got to be fucking kidding me
(2)
young frankenstein
(1)
zappa
(1)
zebra crossing
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zhum zhum zinny zinny
(1)
zooma zoom zoom and boom boom
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zoot suit
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